People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.
That was wild
My dad is having a conference call with all these senior managers from his work so I’ve had to sit in silence for the last 30 minutes because they can hear everything going on in the background and my brother just walked in yelling ‘what’s up faggots’ at the top of his voice and I have never felt such an uncomfortable silence in all my life
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I thought this was going to be legit like
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WHO BROUGHT THIS BACK
"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on.
This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.
O M G !
PARENT OF THE FUCKING YEAR!
Irish Guards remain at attention after one guardsman faints in London, England, June 1966.Photograph by James P. Blair, National Geographic
SOMEONE PHOTOSHOP THAT STICK INTO A BANJO RIGHT NOW
OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.
You win the Internet.
This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…
I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light
someone needs to make this brick have a smile!
Last one made me spit.
im laughing really hard omfg