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At the grocery store

  • Woman:

    *on cellphone* Why am I leaving you? Why am I--I'll tell you why.

  • Woman:

    Here's why. You don't respect me.

  • Woman:

    You called me a whore in front of my children.

  • Me:

    *says nothing, but has a face like O.O*

  • Woman:

    You don't respect me. And you know, there some white chick here in the store, she walking, she heard me say that and she make a face.

  • Woman:

    Because even she know you a piece of shit.

aseggedavegzetem:

idratherbevulcan:

So today on the bus there was this little boy, he was talking to his mom about how he had a crush on someone in his class. His mom asked him “Oh, what’s her name, honey” and he said “no”. All she said was “Oh, is it a boy then?” with a smile on her face, and then asked what his name was. Then the boy told her to guess and so the conversation went on.
This is how a parent should react, all respect to this woman.

O M G !

PARENT OF THE FUCKING YEAR!

(Source: gay-elves-and-hungry-vulcans)

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

theirregularofbakerstreet:

OMG NO, SERIOUSLY GUYS. THIS IS NOT COOL. I HAD ONE OF THESE THE OTHER DAY. I WAS JUST CHILLING OUTSIDE DURING THE NIGHT AND RELAXING, YOU KNOW HOW IT IS. AND I WAS ENJOYING MY BLOOD POPSICLE AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN MY FANGS HURT AND I’M BURNING, LIKE LITERALLY BURNING, AND MY SKIN START TO BLISTER AND I’M LIKE ”OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT’ AND I SEE THE CRUCIFIX AND I’M LIKE ‘DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!?!’ SO I DROPPED THAT AND TURNED INTO A BAT AND FLEW AWAY INTO NIGHT.

You win the Internet.

(Source: pause-cows)

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